pastabot:

kosmogrl:

psshaw:

feotakahari:

dizzyghoast:

brain, heart: idiot bitches who never know what they want

stomach, genitals: idiot bitches who know exactly what they want and never shut up about it

lungs, kidneys, liver: pretty chill organs, all told. if these ones are complaining then i’m usually the one who fucked up

You don’t wanna know what happens when your kidneys are idiot bitches.

Appendix: the Unabomber

kosmogrl:

2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241:

atlas-sharted:

Oh thank God a reputable profession

franzhermann69:

post for me my angel of blogging

scroll for me my angel of wasting time

post for me my angel of blogging

mrsterlingeverything:

I treat this like my own jeremy renner app

scuderia-hamilton:

women in motorsports - Drag Path by Twenty One Pilots

bookpdf:

lumon’s department sizes are so funny. “how many people do we need to refine some super important data?” uhhhh four i guess. at most. “what about the company marching band?” fuck ur so right. we need a company marching band with like fifty people. this is of prime importance to the lumon mission.

markovchaingang:

i’ve seen things you people are probably already familiar with